mad·e·leine (n.) \ma-də-ˈlān\: An uncanny, somewhat egotistical, and hospitable female human being;one that evokes a memory
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I hate this.
It’s like mother fucking russian roulette.
Rudolph Valentino’s “Secret” Spaghetti Sauce
2 Tablespoons olive oil - divided use
1 large onion - diced
1 and 1/2 cups sliced mushrooms
1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce
1 (8 oz.) can tomato paste
1 (16 oz.) can whole tomatoes, chopped and undrained
1 pound Italian sausage
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 tablespoon oregano
1 tablespoon rosemary
1 (2 oz.) can anchovies
Heat 1 tablespoon oil in skillet over low flame, cook mushrooms and onions until soft, adding a little water to pan while cooking so contents don’t over-heat. Set aside.
In a large Dutch oven pot, combine the tomato sauce, paste and whole tomatoes, along with cooked mushrooms and onions, reserving skillet to cook meat. Simmer over very low flame.
Add 1 tabespoon of oil to coat skillet and add Italian sausage (depending on grade of Italian sausage, meat may need to be removed from casing and crumbled.) Cook over a medium flame and brown sausage.
While sausage is cooking, add 1 heaping teaspoon minced, fresh garlic or the equivalent of dry garlic powder, stirring constantly to combine.
Add the cooked meat, undrained, to the sauce pot, along with oregano and rosemary, continuing to simmer. Add 1/2 cup red wine to the skillet and heat for a few minutes over low flame to ‘de-glaze’ the skillet, using a spatula to move the wine around and release all of the bits from the pan. Add this to the sauce.
Add 1/2 can of anchovies, stirring vigorously until combined into sauce. Simmer 10 minutes, taste for flavor and desired taste, and add two more anchovies, repeating step if desired.
Simmer sauce for 30 more minutes.
~~~That man could cook me a shoe and I would eat it.
Random personal fact
Every time I see a wedding in a movie, I begin to cry, because I know my father will never walk me down the aisle.
RIP daddy <3
Catching fireflies.
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Gets stuck in my head…
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uhh ew.
I just watched a video of a man blend ten mice in a blender, and devour them. I am officially disgusted.
Sigh
So I thought coming home to see my family was going to be fun, however, this is not the case. All it has been is constant bickering and everyone somehow ganging up on me and yelling at me -_- It always used to be this way. Yay.
